How to Get a Great Guy; How Sex And The City Damaged A Generation of Women
If there is one thing I’ve discovered that is universally true about women, it’s that they want a great guy. Some women have given up all hope of finding a great guy, but deep down, they still want this. It’s like wanting chocolate or shopping. It’s hardwired into woman DNA. The hard truth is this: … Read more
How to be Cool; Why People Are Rude
It seems that a lot of people are rude these days. Here is a short list of rude things people do: Scowl –Stop giving the “too cool for school” look, people. Seriously. You just look depressed. Cast critical glances – “Who do you think you are with your flat front trousers and white shirt with … Read more
Coffee Shop Kindness
Several years ago, in Portland, Oregon, I was hanging out with my friend Rick Spurlock and some friends from high school. These guys were straight out of Portlandia, class-A stoners. They lived in an old Victorian style house with a pirate flag out front. The place was covered in filth. A couple of them had … Read more
How to Be Famous; Become Successful… at Anything
A lot of people want to become famous, but few have the will to do so. And that’s all it really takes, will. I suspect that anyone in the United States could become famous, if they really want to. The first thing we need to establish here is that fame is typically a product of … Read more
How to Appreciate Classic Films; Even When They Don’t Have James Bond in Them
So your girlfriend is into classic films. Or maybe you don’t have a girlfriend but there’s a girl you like, she’s kind of sophisticated, and you’re looking for something in common. Or maybe you just want something in your life more sophisticated than your dollar store martini shaker or that half-read volume of Sherlock Holmes … Read more
This Week’s Most Awesome:
IGAL PALMOR For achievements in wit, for saying that the South Sinai Governor Mohamed Abdul Fadil Shousha: “…must have seen Jaws one time too many…” This was concerning the Shark attacks in Egypt that Fadil Shousha suspected to be a plot by Mossad. This is actually old news, but it only came to my attention … Read more
How to Date Celebrities; And Other Intimidating Girls
So you’ve got a celebrity crush, but you don’t think you could ever date her. I’m here to tell you that it can be done. How does one pick up a celebrity girl? The same way one picks up a regular girl, but it’s easier. It is, honest. So why is doing this easier with … Read more
How to be Awesome; Ten Rules
It must be said, first and foremost, that one can never be awesome just by labeling oneself as such. Awesomeness is a title that must be attributed to someone by others. You may be asking yourself, “Is this guy awesome? How does he know what constitutes awesomeness?” As to my own character, read on. With … Read more
